Omg i'm sick. Sucks for post-exams.

OMG TODAY PAPER WAS A BREEZE.

Omw to work in a bit. Hello welcome to work. I seriously have zero tolerance left for Tampines people. If you live in the east and you are reading this, too bad its the truth that among the 5 outlets Tampines customers are really the most God forsaken imbecile idiotic lot okay. They don't know how to read the menu board, they take mthrfcking long to order and they have no sense of urgency even when they know theres a loooooooooooong queue waiting behind. They ask you the most retarded kind of questions. And this only happens in Tampines. We have cases like the stupid aunty they're not happy cos THEY HAVE TO TAKE THEIR OWN EXTRA SPOON so they play the staring game with you. WTFOCK RIGHT?!

Work experience is like:

When they sample the flavor with a spoon, why do they always ask us to throw the spoon away and then use a new spoon for the cup they paid for?! Why can't they just reuse the spoon :( Useless asswipes seriously no initiative to save the environment. Boo !

When they ask what flavors are there, they mean every single available flavor including original. In other outlets, they mean whats the flavor of the day because they are smart enough to know that original is a flavor. And when you reply "original and strawberry". They always reply the same thing, "only these 2 flavors"? What are they thinking seriously?! They must really think i just pick a random flavor out because i'm lazy to list the rest right. If there were more flavors i would have mentioned them please :@

When tampines people queue up, they don't make purposefully make use of the waiting time. They choose to idle away and when it's their turn, then take 730832820282 years to decide how they want to order when it's their turn, holding the queue up. I don't understand why can't they just be considerate and use the queuing time to decide instead.

And the worst part is when they take mthrfckn long to decide we would try to clear the queue by serving the next person READY to order and when we do, they get upset and this would prompt us to ask what's their order again just in case they complain. In conclusion, they are not only unhappy that other READY people gets served before them because they couldn't decide, they are not ready even when we are ready to serve them as soon as they are. And they get mad!

Everyone makes fun of Ris Low but really in general i think we can be worse. These mean demanding and inconsiderate people obviously don't reflect other people's shortcomings on themselves.

TTYL, work !

Dear All,

I keep forgetting today's a Sunday :( Feels like a Monday somehow. Done nothing but studying. Had a nice morning though.

Oh man, one day more before all the studying stops. Really during this period i can't do anything in peace. Its like even when you take a break you feel stressed out and guilty that you're not studying. In other words you don't really enjoy anything. Come January will be semestral and i'll be one busy faggot. I already predict i would have to MIA. Help la.

Okay, shall post something random. I really love to read labels. Word for word and even the ingredients. So i studied the entire box of Dunhill Fine Cut and actually went to research cigarettes etc etc. I learnt how much the CEO of the British-American Tobacco gets compensated annually and announced to Roxanne that i will embark my career in a tobacco company, until she burst my bubble:

"How to when you don't even smoke"?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

Today, i wore Maxi's shirt that obviously hid my tiny fbts. Yaya went "wow jie you so sexyyy". I was frightened and paused for quite a bit before i realised its only good to show her my shorts underneath. MLIA.

Can get really sadistically funny.

I mean, where does he find all that humor in midst of his wrath?

I have an exam tomorrow.

And here i am, thinking of the playlist played in my funeral.

Yao, i changed my mind. Elton John seems pretty gay. John Mayer would be good.

Don't make me feel so small.


It's such a trying time. Now someone, push me real hard onto something and make sure i lose nothing but my memory.

An enviable life.
I envy you, i've never seen you sad, never seen tears in your eyes and i've never seen you hurt. Everyone loves you, hardly disappoints you, you seem to get everything done your way. When you need someone you'll always have one, when you need some love you'll always get some, and when you need some help you'll find some. You don't have real time problems, and even when life gets hard you even know when it's going to end. I envy you because you're able to sleep at night, i envy you because you're able to sleep at night, i envy you because you're able to sleep at night, i envy you because you're able to sleep at night. I envy you because hardly anyone makes a difference in your life. When they do they'll always be by your side, and when they don't you don't care whether they die. You got so much that even a 110% from someone will never be enough. So after calculation i envy you because you get 200% if not more in life. I envy you because you're never an alternative, a last resort, or a way to kill to time. I envy you because life is not perfect and even when you don't get what you want, everything else seems pretty darn good enough. I envy you because there'll always be some good in you. I envy you because your smile can make one's day. I envy you because you never feel sorry. I envy you because you're able to limit bleakness, such that when you're sad, disappointed, or angry you'll always have something else to alleviate the intensity. I envy you because even when you're so hard to please, people never give up trying to.


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I'm sorry but this is just important: i just had traditional handmade nougat from Oz and its mthr-to-the-fckng good times one million i'm in food coma now. CAN SOMEONE COMING BACK FROM OZ PLEASE BUY BACK ZOMGGGG!!!!

Lord Voldemort is out naow. Hope he buys a yummy chocolate bar back later alligator !

Okay study time.

Hi, am at studying mode. Its been pretty productive here..

Until i realised how fungry i've been. Pretty distracted with my work and right now.

I'm hungry, starving, ravenous and i can't seem to focus anymore with the pangs.

I'm just distracted thinking if i should order macs, take a relatively long walk to Shell station or.. Someone help la !

I'm really really hungry and i thought of asking lord Voldemort to ta pow but... He's not been in the bestest mood lately. Damn i have no balls. FML :'(

Okay, end of i'm stuck here with no food entry. Back to the books!

I'm trying to study but i cant seem to. Nabay FML.

The 10 things i hate about you.

I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you sleep with the fan.
I hate the way you make jokes out of me,
I hate it when you fag.
I hate your big obsession with computer games,
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around,
And the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close…
Not even a little bit…
Not even at all.

HELLO, today is a day wasted again.

I spent my day having teppanyaki, and the mini melts machine cheated my money :@

Today i conclude my life is in liquidation okay. My berry is now an atas paperweight and i'm facing major friendship crisis.

Tiffanie, wahlau cmi ttm:
hahahah
nabay
i have to come to school la
otehrwise my fans will miss my fucked up face HAHAHAH.

I also learned that most people in school think i'm some aloof kid who refuse to talk to anyone. Hello, socially awkward.

Slept my afternoon away, in fact so much that ive a headache now.

Bitch please, i'm upset you downgraded me to be in the same league as this, i don't know if theres even a word to describe her.. Epitome of cnmi ttm.

I wanna upload a few naise pictures but lazy. Anyways i took some awesome pictures. My friends are all so mother good looking !

Oh btw, i'm berry-less now. A new one can fund a wakeboard know. Cheese.

Having some good fate with kids lately. I hate kids but as long as they deserve it i really do enjoy doting on them alright. Its love-hate la.

I want to turn over a new leaf man. I realised i can be a real flaky friend. Alright, coca with Marcus naow.

I miss my berry :'( I'm actually just writing rubbish because i'm one depressed kid without my berry.

Hello, yesterday wakeboarding was a blast.

Fast forward to today, at midnight i lost at mahjong. Had a short night, shitty morning, shitty breakfast, shitty day without a phone, shitty asshole to spoil my mood as if it's not shitty enough, shitty unsuccessful attempts to get my phone to work back home.

FML.

Is within me when i seem to disappoint everyone else, and it makes me mad.

We can't be Mother Mary every damn day right.

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Long day today, hopefully everything happens accord to plan. I hope they prove me wrong, because i said time is money and they most probably wouldn't turn up on time. And the lame excuse would be Zouk last night.

That i'm a shy, socially awkward person who freaks out whenever she has to meet someone new.

Even when i seem composed you have no idea how much panic i have inside me, or the amount of courage it takes me to try.

Don't say its easy, its a piece of cake. Because everyone is different.

Hi world, most of us sleep alone when we're home right?

I found out that 99% of Frolick would find ways to stay away from sleeping at home because when we do we just morph into emo fags.

I'm not abnormal.

Okay i naow have this ridiculous belief that nasi lemak makes you ultra fckng fat because i can see my fat face and everyone said they could see my fat cheeks too. This is after a series of eating NL almost everyday.

IM GOING TO EAT NASI LEMAK ONCE A MONTH. BYE.

MET JUSTIN TODAY AND WE HAD A SUPER SUMPTUOUS MEAL BECAUSE HE SUFFERS IN OCS HAWHAWHAW. KEPT BUMPING INTO PEOPLE AND THEY SAY I LOOK SWOLLEN. FINALLY, HAD ENOUGH OF THE WHOLE YOU-LOST-WEIGHT CONVERSATIONS. GOT 90 MINUTES OF BODY MASSAGE AND IS IN NEED OF IMMEDIATE KNOCK-OUT.

HAPPY PAINTING THE TOWN RED WORLD <3